tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2320134748552561630.post3703051410586259219..comments2024-03-09T02:11:43.228-05:00Comments on Bringing Home the Bacon: 20 Questions only a Farm Wife Would AskHolly Michael, APRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06297057532671491621noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2320134748552561630.post-69104889309835386792012-04-25T11:47:47.438-04:002012-04-25T11:47:47.438-04:00Holly
Let me know how well the Funk-Out samples I ...Holly<br />Let me know how well the Funk-Out samples I sent you worked on your husbands smelly cloths. I have free samples for any other Hog Farm wives who want to try it our as well. my email address for free samples is orders@funk-out.com<br />Vic ShanleyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2320134748552561630.post-62792638335830883532012-04-12T11:38:46.670-04:002012-04-12T11:38:46.670-04:00I have been told that a pig farmer stinks so bad a...I have been told that a pig farmer stinks so bad at the end of the day that his wife wants him to disrobe before coming into the house. Is that true? <br /><br />We have a laundry product used by hockey players,athlete`s, kennels and horse % pet owners that would solve that problem. It`s called Funk-Out. I would be happy to send free samples out to farm wives that want to try some. All I ask is that you tell me how it worked out for you. <br />Vic Shanley<br />vshanley@silveranti-bac.com<br />check out funk-out at www.funk-out.comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2320134748552561630.post-52110763458903478592012-02-09T11:58:57.383-05:002012-02-09T11:58:57.383-05:00Honey,
Love your questions! I think our families ...Honey,<br /><br />Love your questions! I think our families could have one heck of a crazy, messy party together.Holly Michael, APRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06297057532671491621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2320134748552561630.post-62788281468950299502012-02-08T19:50:57.573-05:002012-02-08T19:50:57.573-05:00Hi! Just found you and it's very nice to meet...Hi! Just found you and it's very nice to meet another Ohio gal. While the majority of weirdness is said to the kids a bit is said to my hubby. Thought I'd share a bit of our weird. <br /><br />1. No,Mamal does not want to see the chicken lungs when she gets here.<br />2. I threw those jeans into the rag box BECAUSE they're NOT chaps!<br />3. No you may not paint the chickens' nails.<br />4. Who left the flashlight on? And, WHY is it under the coop?<br />5. How did you get chicken poop on the bottom of your socks?<br />6. How did you loose your rubbers?<br />7. Did you get the chickens in the pen and out of the neighbors garage?<br />8. Why is a chicken in the tub? <br />9. No you may not give chicken hearts for Valentine's Day.<br />10. Why are my BRAND NEW FLUFFY TOWELS being used on the CHICKENS?<br />11. I don't care if it is the nail polish from Wild Oats.<br />12. Why is the big pot in the coop?<br />13. I said the chickens can't sleep with you.<br />14. Yes Sunshine(3), the hens like giving the roosters piggy back rides.<br />15. No you can't carry the chicks in your sling.<br />16. Now do you understand that water is conductive? (electric fence+ hot summer+ wet kid= hands on lesson over electricity) <br />17. NO you can't give the chickens fried chicken!<br />18. I'm not holding your hand anymore if you keep touching the electric fence.<br />19. No you won't die from getting chicken poop in your mouth.<br /><br />And, while I didn't say this...I think it deserves to be shared under weird sayings.<br /><br />20. Those cocks won't leave that pussy alone will they? <br />This little gem was said by an elderly lady who watched the roosters chase our cat around the yard when her grandson? stopped to ask about a truck for sale. It was awesome! (And no...he didn't buy the truck...)<br /><br />~Honey<br />@MondorfmentHoneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05943559434282639231noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2320134748552561630.post-77851694562395476772012-01-27T13:37:43.198-05:002012-01-27T13:37:43.198-05:00Andrea--I agree that farmers need some additional ...Andrea--I agree that farmers need some additional lines added to the standard wedding vows!Holly Michael, APRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06297057532671491621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2320134748552561630.post-67085927168364551112012-01-27T13:31:55.345-05:002012-01-27T13:31:55.345-05:00My husband and I have been married 9 years now and...My husband and I have been married 9 years now and I always tell him that I don't remember anywhere in our vows that I would go out to the barn every winter and rub the cows backs as they are in labor and yet I do because he asks?!? (or I just feel bad for the cow who only gets a month or two off in between breeding!!)Andreanoreply@blogger.com