Every issue of Sports Illustrated has a brief quote titled Sign of the Apocalypse , a humorous but true sports news item that makes you wonder--have we gone too far? In that spirit, I present another installment of Sign of the Farmpocalypse, because I just can't make this stuff up. A farmer in Oregon is dead after being EATEN by his hogs. We experienced firsthand this summer how normally friendly, docile animals can still literally bite the hands that feed them. Fortunately, these are rare occurrences.