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Happy Thanksgiving to all you turkeys out there smart enough to hire a PR firm.


And a Happy Thanksgiving to all you blessedly sane people who have NOT plugged in the icicle lights you left hanging on your garage from last year. Or put up your fake smells-like-the-basement Christmas tree.
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  1. HannahNovember 21, 2011

    Holly, I just found your blog - you crack me up! My husband is absolutely in love with pigs (from his 4-H days) and someday we hope to have a couple of 'em. He want's a big show pig operation but we'll have to start small...of course, with the price of good ag land, I don't see that happening in the near future! Right now, we're at a small church 2 miles from Yellowstone National Park in extreme snow country. I don't think the grizzlies or wolves would take to kindly to any porker neighbors. Or - perhaps VERY kindly, come to think of it...
    Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!

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  2. HollyNovember 21, 2011

    Thanks for stopping by my blog, Hannah. I hope your husband gets to pursue his show pig dreams--like mine does every day. Stay warm this winter.

    Holly

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