But farm mothers have to come up with additional instructions like:
Don't wear those manure-covered shoes to church
Yuck, leave Daddy's semen collection cup alone
Be careful with that rusty wire
Don't eat that after it fell on the barn floor
Apparently, I must also now add: Do not drive your battery-powered John Deere Gator into the swing set.
Thankfully, both boys escaped unharmed.
While a rookie Mom may have spent the aftermath of this wreck comforting her sons and admonishing them against future stunts, as a veteran Mom, I simply went back inside and got the camera.