Thursday, August 14, 2008

Mama Said

There are things that every mother has to tell her kids. Pick up your toys, wash your hands, turn off the TV... CLOSE THE DOOR!!

But farm mothers have to come up with additional instructions like:

Don't wear those manure-covered shoes to church

Yuck, leave Daddy's semen collection cup alone

Be careful with that rusty wire

Don't eat that after it fell on the barn floor

Apparently, I must also now add: Do not drive your battery-powered John Deere Gator into the swing set.

Thankfully, both boys escaped unharmed.

While a rookie Mom may have spent the aftermath of this wreck comforting her sons and admonishing them against future stunts, as a veteran Mom, I simply went back inside and got the camera.

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