Wednesday, March 18, 2009

All About Pigs

Following on his hit essay I ama pig farmr, our son has penned the book on the swine industry.

I bring you: "All About Pigs."

Pigs that are white are Yorkshires.

Pigs that are Hampshires are black.
There is a kind of feed that is special.

Some kinds of feeds have vitamins in it.
Some kinds of feeds are good.

You have to put your pig in a pen. They might get out. You have to get them in.

You make sure that they are in.
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