Thursday, September 15, 2011

Bio-Degradable

In my world of public relations, if I'm not writing short biographies (bios) of corporate executives, I'm being asked to write one for myself.

I thought it would be fun to write my real bio; maybe I'll start using this:


Holly Michael once wanted to build, then promote the world’s largest Oreo on Times Square or drive the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile, instead she tackled the world of corporate communications, writing many, many press releases with the word “solution” in them. Over the course of her career,  Holly has managed, against stiff opposition from many engineers-turned-marketers, to get companies mocked on The Daily Show and written up in the Wall Street Journal next to charts of their declining stock price. An award-winning writer and strategist, Holly has accepted local and national awards for programs involving, separately, budgets for dead bodies and private investigators. Holly lives on an un-air-conditioned pig farm.


PhotoCredit: Watauga Democrat

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